Welcome back one and all! We're picking up where we left off Okay, not exactly where we left off. Max needed some extra prodding to get this legacy train really going.
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| From Envy 4 |
'Pssst! So, if I go through with this, I'll get all the money I want?'
Yes.... aslongasyouearnit.
'What was that? I know she's right here, but could you speak up?'
Oh, just make a move already!
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| From Envy 4 |
And make a move he did.
"So, *sigh*, Jane-"
"Melissa."
"-what? Oh, oh yea, Melissa. Babe, how would you like to...you know 'date' and what not."
"Are you asking me to marry you?"
"What?! *heavy sigh* Look baby cakes, I'm Max. Maximillion Envy, I'm no one's man. I'm just...asking you to be my girlfriend. For the time being. That's all."
"Oh...well in that case."
Nice, Max. Way to be romantic. Like she'll say yes to...
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| From Envy 4 |
"Of course I'll be your girlfriend! *giggle*"
....that. *head desk*
"Now I'm one step closer to owning this place and this sod. There's no way he'll be able to resist me once he sees my moves in bed."
He's already seen those moves. Remember? The fifth day after you met him? Hmm?
"...."
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| From Envy 4 |
"So, Jane-"
"-Melissa-"
"...oh yea. Melissa *chuckle*, how about we get this bed a rockin!"
o.m.g.
"You know you can't resist the bed, baby cakes. The chicks love the bed."
And that is how generation two was conceived, ladies and gents. -_- I feel for the next generation.
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| From Envy 4 |
But, at least he's willing to take care of his baby's momma.
"Yeah, it's the right thing to.....MY WHAT!"
You're burning the pancakes there mate.
"OMG! MY PANCAKES! *intense focus* Must not...burn my stuff."
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| From Envy 4 |
Aww, look at them sleeping. Max is all like: "I don't care what Marq says, I'm not marrying her!" I hear ya buddy! If it was up to me you'd be with Jane right now. You know, the Jane you keep wanting to call, invite over, flirt with, and/or woohoo? Yea...that Jane. -_-
While I'm kicking myself for putting up that poll (and kicking Max for not showing interest in Jane until after the results were in), Melissa dreams of the giant rock on the ring she'll never be getting. *cackle* ....ahem.
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| From Envy 4 |
Hey, chickie, what are you doing?
"Canceling out my skilling to show off my sexy maternity wear."
And why do we care?
"Because I'm showing now! Don't you want to rub my tummy? Or listen to it? Come on. You know you want to."
Read the freakin' logic book! You have a LTW (and a point) to earn!
"But becoming an international super spy sounds haaaard! And logic is soo boring! I'd rather be cleaning."
Read the flippin' book, woman. Read it and like it.
"Psst, hey lady, you should read the book. Marq's been known to kill sims for less."
Thank you random townie. You've been bumped up to VP of the Marq Fan-club.
"...thanks?"
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| From Envy 4 |
And what are you doing here?
"Well, in the middle of my job home from work I thought: How great would it be to read a pregnancy book? So, here I am."
Oh...well that's rather nice of you. Are you feeling okay?
"What do you mean? The baby is mine and I have to take care of what's mine. If I don't it'll reflect poorly on me. People judge you by those around you, you know."
Aah...so you're still shallow and self-centered. Gotcha.
"What? Did you say something?"
Nah, you just...keep on, keepin' on.
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| From Envy 4 |
Would you look at that, you want to read a pregnancy book too? Well who would've though?
"...Max said I had to read it. Something about being judged by the company you keep."
Yea...
"This is going to be booooring!"
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| From Envy 4 |
To ease her boredom, Melissa (from here on known as Mel) chats up some townies. I'm still contemplating making her take the charisma challenge or not. Max is quite far into the challenge already (60+ jokes, 15+ acquaintances, etc) so I'm not sure if I want to bother having her do it. On the other hand, she charasmatic and kinda pointless except for pumping out babies right now. Well she's also good for cleaning. That's something, right?
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| From Envy 4 |
I know kid. I know.
"He's shirtless."
I know. -_-
"I...I can't look away."
"Haha! Don't fight it! Stare and be inspired by my awesome, chisled, and god-like body!"
" @_@ Must....look...away."
OMFG, MAX! Leave the kid alone! Put a shirt on!
"But I must make this town awesome by exposing my-"
No one cares!
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| From Envy 4 |
Max is in the back chatting up his co-worker. Don't know why he's asking her what her job is. *head desk*
Anyways, the point of this is the chick in the yellow hat. Remember Max's friend Abe? Well, this is his significant other. She has wicked awesome bright (BRIGHT) red hair. I can't remember her name though.... =( But we'll be checking in on their kid as it grows up.
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| From Envy 4 |
"There you are you pesky meteorite. Tsk, tsk....oh, I didn't see you there!"
O_o; I'm always here.
"That's not creepy. Anyways, look! My tummy's bigger! Wanna rub it now? Hmm?"
No...
"You sure? I found this big chunk of space junk. Doesn't that make you like me?"
Not really... >_> Why don't you get home before accidentally induce labor.
"Ok, after I lug this home."
No, Max can get it later. Go home!
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| From Envy 4 |
Mel's pregnancy has been fairly easy. Yea, she had her stupid vomit days, but luckily she fails at finding toilets. So her "vomiting" was more like "cancel what Marq wants me to do to go stand out on the yard like an idiot". -_- Soo stupid!
Max has surprised me though. He's been wanting to do all sorts of things for Mel and the baby. While he didn't roll a want for the baby's sex (Mel wants to have a girl) he's had the most wants pertaining to the little tyke. Isn't that cute?
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| From Envy 4 |
And the inevitable came.
"Max! Max, it's time?"
"Yep, All My Circuits is about to start. Could you keep it down?"
"No! The baby, Max! The BABY!"
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| From Envy 4 |
"Who's have a baby! Where! There wasn't any mention of a baby in the last episode! ZOMG!!"
"....I'm going to the hospital Max."
"WHA?! At a time like this?! Where's the remote? We have to record this!"
.... *head desk*
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| From Envy 4 |
Hey, Max.
'*yawn* Yeah?"
You do realize that Mel was talking about your baby right?
"......my? *glossy-eyed hour glass look*"
Max?
"....... I should get to the hospital, huh?"
Yea, and maybe pick up some flowers on the way since you were such an ass. Just an idea.
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| From Envy 4 |
Meanwhile, outside of the hospital, Pauline Wan (the town's cassanova courtesy of Twallan's story progression), hitting on random townie man. He wasn't having any of that, naturally. The woman's bursting at the seams! It's obvious there's a bun in the oven. It went a little something like this.
"Hey there hot stuff, I'm the star of the-"
"Eeeew!!"
"Hmph! Fine, what's your job anyways?"
"Like I'd tell you!"
"But, sweet heart, it's a little chilly out here and I could use someone to help warm me up."
"*vomit*"
LMAO! This continued the entire time Mel and Max were at the hospital. I was highly amused!
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| From Envy 4 |
Meet Trent Envy, named after a character in Daria because I bought all of the show (it was recently re-released) and have watched it non-stop for days. @_@ I was hoping Trent would be a girl so he could be Daria. =( All well. I loves me some Trent too!
We got to choose all the traits but I couldn't decide on a negative trait. So, we rolled. He's clumsy (ugh) and a virtuoso. Guitar skill challenge, here we COME!
Oh, if you couldn't tell, his favorite color is spiceberry. Haha!
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| From Envy 4 |
"*humming* Touched ze baby, now wash ze hands. Touched ze baby, now wash ze haaaands"
I'm not used to neat sims. She's constantly washing her hands, which is annoying because they only have one sink. >_> UGH! STOP IT!
"Don't you think you should be outside?"
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| From Envy 4 |
....
"Hey, Jane! Wanna woohoo?"
"Haha! I'd love to Max, but I've been thinking. Maybe we should be in a committed relationship first."
"Oh yea...about that. I guess I should tell you. The Max has decided to keep a rose in his garden indefinitely."
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| From Envy 4 |
"What does that even MEAN?!"
"Uh...well...You see, Melissa is pregnant and we're together now so."
"WHAT!? You went and got married?!"
"No, no, no. The Max can't get married. The Max-factor can't be contained by one woman."
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| From Envy 4 |
"If you want, you can be a daisy in my garden of love! I'll nurture you and bring you to the heights of pleasure....after my kid is grown."
MAX!
"You know what, forget it Max. I can't do this. You go off with your hussy and have your 'family'. I'm through with you!"
Wow, Jane's got some fire in her.
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| From Envy 4 |
'We'll see who's through with whom, Jane.'
It looks like she's through with you, Max. In fact, because I'm sim Goddess, I know she is. She's dating someone (I think one of the Frio brothers?) and they're getting pretty serious. Looks like all she needed was for you to cut her free. Good job, Max. Good job.
'*sigh* Jane...'
Awww..... Why don't you go hang out with Trent? You have several wants for him saved up.
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| From Envy 4 |
"You're my little boy. I have a little boy. Now don't do anything to embarrass me, okay?"
"Coo."
"Yea, daddy is handsome, isn't he?"
"*burp*"
"Haha! That's my boy!"
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| From Envy 4 |
And because I want them to have at least one girl, it's off to make some more babies! We need a Jane to make this generation complete.
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| From Envy 4 |
And to provide for the babies we...
"OH! OH!! We need me to go on a vacation, right?"
-_- Yes, Max. Since you have the travel rewards, we need you to go get us money. And work on your athletic skill while you're at it.
Begin the second travel MONTAGE!!! (I think I'm too old to be into this stuff. >_>)
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| From Envy 4 |
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| From Envy 4 |
We got some martial arts equipment! Klepto FTW!
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| From Envy 4 |
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| From Envy 4 |
And we learned something on this trip. I knew about sims "gussying up" for a moodlet, but I didn't know about the "admire self" interaction snobs get. Now that we do, Max will be primping his little heart out.
"Yes, flawless, like a smooth perfect pearl. No lines. No creases. No pores. Mmmmm."
O_o; Step away from the mirror Max.
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| From Envy 4 |
The loot! YES! This, combined with all the metals we got smelted (platinum and plutonium, FTW!) we made about $8,000. Sweetness!
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| From Envy 4 |
Something that's making building this place difficult is Max's paranoia. Burglar alarms are soo freakin expensive. =(
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| From Envy 4 |
But things are coming together. I'm happy turquoise and green don't clash horribly.
"Speak for yourself!"
Silence slave! Clean the house! CLEAN!!
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| From Envy 4 |
But, even with the funds from adventuring, the family still needs more. Like a good shower. So...Max acquired one. It is here that I decide that I don't want him to steal stuff for money. O_o; Mainly because of how lucrative vacations are. Also because I tend to forget he can steal stuff until he rolls a wish to. >_> Yea, I fail at efficiently using klepto sims.
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| From Envy 4 |
And a routine starts to form. Mel starts her days painting so that she can get her painting skill up. We need some portraits. So, I figure, while she's at it she can do the painting challenges. Yes! We finally found a purpose for her!
"I'm right here you know."
Yep, and I don't care!
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| From Envy 4 |
And we all know what this means! It's party time! WOOO! The first of many! I'm excited because it's fresh and new. By the time gen 2 becomes adults, I'm going to hate them.
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| From Envy 4 |
While Mel chats up one of Max's co-workers, I spy Jane looking...well pathetic.
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| From Envy 4 |
I mean, look at the face!
"That could've been me! I could've been Max's girlfriend. I could've had Max's baby. "
Don't cry, ok?
"*sniff* Why not? This blows!"
=(
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| From Envy 4 |
As she was trying to leave, Max finds her.
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| From Envy 4 |
"Jane? What's wrong? Should I have not invited you?"
"...no. I'm having a great time. You're party is really great...verging on epic."
"Then, what's wrong? Can I get you something."
"Max...I-"
"*AHEM!* Trent needs to blow out the candles now."
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| From Envy 4 |
Indeed he does. I promise you, there won't be many of this stables. But you have to capture the firsts! Plus, check out that kitchen. =D Yea, I made that! LOL!
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| From Envy 4 |
"WOOOOOOOOO! GOOO TRENT! YEA! GROW UP! YEA! THAT CAKE'S SMOKIN'! ......Wait. That cake's literally smoking."
MELISSA!
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| From Envy 4 |
"Yes? Heh, heh, heh. Hahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA~!"
@_@ OMG, you're evil aren't you. Like, really evil. Max is evil but even he wouldn't ruin his child's birthday.
"Whatever. At least Max is no longer talking to that cow."
....Really. >_> You're willing to risk killing yourself in order to keep him from talking to Jane? Really?
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| From Envy 4 |
"Hmm...Melissa, where are you going?"
"Outside dear. Would you kindly put out that fire?"
"....."
"MAX! ZOMG! You're house!! Fire! Alarms! AAAAHHH!"
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| From Envy 4 |
LOL! This party not exciting enough for you bub?
"*yawn* Fire is soo passe! I wonder what that old man is up to. He looks like he knows how to throw a party."
O_o; Uh-huh. WAIT! You're the stupid maid! What are you doing here? GTFO!
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| From Envy 4 |
So, with the firefighter present, Max blows out his candles. Yep, double birthday. Haha! I thought that was cool. Getting the notifications one after the other wasn't, but that's besides the point.
"Marq, please. It's my birthday. Complain later, mm'kay?"
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| From Envy 4 |
Due to the fire, Trent didn't grow up until after Max. Here he is hiding. Aww! Isn't he cute!
"...."
Aww! And he can't talk. That makes him cuter.
"*screams*"
-_- Nevermind.
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| From Envy 4 |
Yea, I'm spamming the toddler pics. What can I say, they made a cute baby. Look at the little nose! *squee*
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| From Envy 4 |
And this little guy is after my heart. When left alone he went strait for the xylophone.
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| From Envy 4 |
And here is Trent, post make over. I left his highlights his original hair color, but dyed the rest black. Trent just wouldn't be Trent without black hair. And I promise, this is the last toddler pic for this chapter. >_>
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| From Envy 4 |
I LIED! MWAHAHAHAHAA~!
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| From Envy 4 |
And I leave you with this. Yes, it's another toddler pic, but it's a pic with purpose. I was wondering if you could take toddlers to the spa. Since Max is asleep and Mel wants to go to the spa, the only option is to take Trent with her. But will the snobs at the spa let the baby in?
Find out next time on....Green With Envy!
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