Now to answer our pseudo cliff-hanger...
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| From Envy 2.1 |
YES! Yes, toddlers can be go to the spa with their parents. No, they do not get any perks while they're in there. Apparently, the spa doesn't believe in a kiddie section or day care. -_-
Also, please note the watermelon. We're hoping for a girl this time. I WANT A JANE! Give me a female, woman!
"Boy or girl, don't really care. I want both, actually."
It's true, she's been waddling around wishing for a boy and a girl. -_-
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| From Envy 2.1 |
Wonderful Max-
"Yes, I am wonderful! Look at those glutes. Mmm, you know you want this baby!"
......anyways, Max is steadily on his way to getting me a point for the athletic skill. He's already got "marathon runner" (we got that in China,though if Greece was in W.A., he would've gottne it there to make the history geek in me happy) and "fitness nut". He's working on Body Builder right now. We're almost 10 hours in. ...It's going to take some time. *sigh*
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| From Envy 2.1 |
The toddler skilling continues, as does my shock at how great a pair of parents these two make. O_o They both wanted to teach him all of his skills. They both want to snuggle, tickle, and toss him around.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
But, with a face like that, who could they not? He's such a little cutie! =3 And a fast skiller too. I hope he stays cute!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
Max finally understands how childbirth works.
"ZAGHS! The baby's coming! The baby's coming! ZOMG!"
"*phew* That's a lot of pressure. Ugh, this is kinda uncomfortable. Baby cakes, can you call us a-"
"ZOMG!!"
"..."
*ring* *ring*
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"MAX?!"
"This is the Max talking. How can I improve your day this evening?"
"MAX! What are you doing?"
"*chuckle* Oh, Jane! You kill me. Of course Melissa's still alive. Why wouldn't she be? ..... Oh... HAHA! That's a good master plan. Too bad it didn't work."
"WHAaAaaAAT?!"
"Yep, that's Melissa. Gotta go Jane. I'll see you later. *click* So, we goin' to the hospital, or what?"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
After the baby was born (his, yes his, name is Jesse, btw), Max had enough LTH points to buy THIS!! MWAHAHAHA! I've never used one before and the "zap" option intrigued me.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
So we tried it out.
"Let's see....turn this and..."
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| From Envy 2.1 |
*Waa Waa Waa Waa* <- sound fx
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Huh? Max, is that you?"
"Hmm...funny, nothing happened. "
Well that's lame! Using the word Zap implies electrocution or something.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Oooooh, my baaAAaAaack! Uuugh!"
"Well that's lame."
You said it Max. This is really lame. What a waste. Why don't you just go to work, Max.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
....and get arrested? *head desk* This is one of the things that bothers me about this game. It'd be one thing if everyone at work got busted, but no. Just one person. The cops bust in the place, look around, and arrest ONE person. -_-
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| From Envy 2.1 |
So, since Max couldn't get a promotion (even though his progress bar was full), we have to invite his boss over. And we find out she's old. *sigh* Don't die anytime soon, please!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
For the few minutes I leave Max alone this is what he does. =) Love him!
"UGH! I'm soo tired! All this painting is exhausting! So exhausting I haven't changed out of my maternity clothes."
"Heh heh heh. Scare her.....size of.....NUCLEAR!"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"BLARGHAHAHA!!"
"What the HELL! Ahhh!"
"Hahaa! Now we're gonna be friends! Best friends!"
You guys are already friends. In fact, you're dating.
"FRIENDS! MY FRIENDS!! BLARGHAHAHA!"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"DAIMONDS! DAIMONDS!! BLARGHAHA!"
"Why does this keep happening to me!? *sob*"
LMAO! It seems like Jane's recovered and is on the offensive. You go girl!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Why are you on her side?!"
'cause I like her. I like you too Mel, but you're not evil. She's evil...and deserves a make-over. *mental note*
"OMG! This is a NIGHTMARE!"
No, this is a birthday party. =)
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"BOOO! Maids SUCK! Booo!"
"I can hear you fi-"
"BOOO!! You BLOW GREEN CHUNKS!"
"-ine. *sigh* Nothing happened alright! I didn't sleep with her."
"BOO! ..wait. Sleep with who?"
"...never mind."
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| From Envy 2.1 |
And the cakes finally make their appearance. Yep, I told you it was a birthday party. We should throw more parties and invite Jane. She's a hoot!
Oh, and the blue slug...I mean baby, on the floor is Jesse. Here's hoping he's cute.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Heeeere Jesse!"
*squeal* Yep, he's a cutie little magic man!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Yeees, eat more cake; drink more "juice"; watch my tv; and bask in the glow of my expensive stuff!"
O_o Is all of that needed, Max?
"Yeeeesssssssss. This way they'll definitely not be distracted by my awesome."
You're a strange one, Mr. Max.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"MWAHAHAHAa~! Yes, eat the cake! Munch, nom, and devour the cake! And once you have eaten your full, your husband will be mine!"
"...umm, we're not married."
"*distant yelling* 'CAUSE NO ONE WOMAN CAN CONTAIN THE MAX-FACTOR!!"
*head desk* Max, get out here and watch your son grow up!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
Look at that face! Isn't that the face of an angel?
"I know what he tried to do to my mom. And I know what he wants to do and if he tries anything, I'll kill him."
...That's not something Trent would say.
"That's because I'm not 'Trent' I'm Trent."
*sigh* But, you're supposed to be all mellow and "..wha?" Not serious and menacing! You're not even evil! You're a freakin couch-potato! A lazy, musically inclined, clumsy bum!
"*glare*"
I don't like where this is going.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Neither do I. How is a child supposed to live a productive life in this atmosphere?"
What do you mean? You're parents are constantly doting over you guys.
"Whatever."
You're just a bundle of sunshine, aren't you?
"..."
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"So, dad, if you and mom aren't married, what are you?"
"We're boyfriend and girlfriend."
"Aren't you a bit old to have a girlfriend?"
"...then we're manfriend and womanfriend."
"That makes no sense."
".... Go to your room!"
That'll show him, Max.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Oh I'm soooo scared! I think I might cry. Mmmmmm."
....This is soo not how it was supposed to be! Trent's one of my favorite characters. Live up to your namesake!
"Nah."
Ugh, I should've just given you the genius trait like Max wanted. At least then we could explain your attitude.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
Here he is post makeover.
"*blank stare*"
Okay, you're done.
"Thank GAWD!"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
And off he runs into the sunset...to go to the school.
"What? I wanted to ensure that everything was in order. I start here tomorrow. What if my parents didn't fill out the forms properly? What if I wasn't signed up for the right classes?"
You're in elementary school. You don't get to choose your classes.
".... Shaddup!"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
*sigh* Why do you always want to paint?! Why do you want to become an illustrious writer? You're supposed to do the music challenge for me.
"I do what I want, and currently that's draw stick figures."
Who are they?
"'The main characters of the book I'm writing."
But you aren't writing a book.
".... Shaddup!"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"You're birthday was amazing Trent! I'm soo proud of you! You grew up soo well."
"Ugh, are you done now? Some of us have to wake up early tomorrow."
I swear, these are the faces he pulls all the time! If "jerk" or "ass" were a trait, I'd give it to him in a heart beat.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
Max finally got his stripes.
"Oh yea, I make this look good!"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
And Trent explains divorce to his mother. She doesn't look like she understands though.
"MOM! Basically, you and dad have to be married before you can be divorced. Since you two aren't married then you can never get divorce. So don't get married!"
Aww, that's kinda cute.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
So is this.
"Stupid toy oven! Freakin A! How hard is it to bake the muffin EVENLY! BLARGH!"
"Twenty suck at cooking! Twenty sucks! twenty sucks!"
"SHADDUP!"
Hey! Don't talk to your baby brother that way.
"Baby bwader! Baby bwader!"
Awww!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
Oh yea, a post-makeover pic of Jesse. I don't think he's going to live up to his name-sake either but that's ok. Jesse is a band member of Mystik Spiral with Trent. He's the dumb one. Haha! With this in mind, our Jesse is Absent-minded. =P I've never played an absent-minded sim before so this could be...interesting.
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| From Envy 2.1 |
He's just soo freakin CUTE!
"*giggle* I is? I is?"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"You like that idiot more than me, don't you?"
Well, I did create Max, so he has a special place in my heart.
"Not THAT idiot! My brother."
Oh, well he's cute, what can I say! I ooo-ed and ahhh-ed over you too, when you were a toddler. =3 You were soo cute! ^o^
"....shaddup. *blush*"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
No legacy would be complete without glitches right? And there had to be some eventually, right? Well here we go!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
Magical toddler skilling! I bet she's doing this so she doesn't get her hands dirty. Instead she uses the force and controls little Jesse with her mind!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
"Deez are da dwoids you looking for."
@_@ OMG! It's not her, it's him! He's the one with the 2 in his binary code!
"Rawr!"
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| From Envy 2.1 |
This just made me lawls! LOL!
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| From Envy 2.1 |
And I leave you for this evening with a glitchy baby. Here's Jesse reading (yes, reading) his toddler skill book. He's soo awesome, he doesn't even have to look at it. He just mediates and the information flows into his baby brain.
"Do see, do not see. All relative, yes?"
*huggles* I should rename you yoda! =3
After playing this I have decided what Jesse's skill challenge will be. He will do the magic skill I downloaded. =) The animation isn't long, so we don't have to worry about him being stupid too much. And it's something that I haven't fully played around with. I'm pretty excited! It'll be like there's a magician in the house. OMFG! He has to marry a magician now! YES!
'till next time! Don't forget to feed the fish. *wink*
ETA: OMG, I totally forgot to document Max reaching 100,000 LTH points. He's not even half way through adult-hood yet. =) This is sweet! So now, let's add up points.
POINTS (including handi-caps): 8/8
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