Okay, on to what you came here for...more of Max's crazy antics.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Mwahahahahahaa~!"
Translation: I'll get engaged to her sister right infront of her! Then she'll have to leave me!
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA~!"
Translation: It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIENT I tell you! Genious I say!
Sure it is Max. Too bad all of her sisters are married and have kids already. Maybe if you had a time machine....
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Hmm....you're athletic, maybe you'll do."
MAX!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"So, you seein' anybody, 'cause the Max is seein' you."
*head desk* Yes, he rolled a wish to ask her if she was single. Yes, I allowed this to happen. What can I say, I feed into their wants, and when I don't they act like I do. I'm looking at you Trent and you're non-existant genious trait!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"I'll kill you and stash the body."
"Youch sweetness. Let's start out slow. How about we woohoo and see how we feel after that?"
".... How about you stay right here and I'll be back with my shovel."
"Kinky."
"*face palm*"
*head desk*
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| From Envy 2.2 |
After being shot down, Max made himself useful and spent some time with Jesse. He's been wanting to be friends with the little tyke for some time now. It's pretty cute. ^o^
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| From Envy 2.2 |
And I must say, I LOVE the moodlet manager! Not as much as the Energizer from TS2, but almost as much. It's soo nifty....when I remember to use it. *sigh* Yep, just like Max's klepto trait, this thing rarely gets used.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Hahaha! My first painting! YEAH! I'm awesome! Heehee!"
...Is that supposed to be Max and Melissa?
"Don't be silly. They're my real parents. I miss them, but one day they'll come back for me. *dreamy smile*"
Uh-huh.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"I wish I could play guitar."
Must...resist urge...to strangle! You will paint and you will like it!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Hey, hey! Pay attention to me. Look, I got my stripes. Yep, that's right. I'm bad ass. Breakin' into people's houses. Jacking their stuff."
Max, no one cares.
"That's what you think but I know the truth."
*sigh*
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Hmm...what's this car doing here and why do I feel that I have to get in it?"
That's the car pool. I know you've only seen it once, but come on Mel.
"Car pool? Wait, I still have a JOB?!"
Amazing isn't it? You're two days away from becoming an adult and you've been to work twice.
"What can I say, I'm just that good."
Get in the car.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Abe's here, that means-
"BOOO!! BOO! HISS!! You SUCK!"
Abe? O_o;
"She's a liar! A liar and a cheat!"
What are you talking about?
"She doesn't brush her teeth! She's never brushed them once! She's a living cavity on the face of the planet! The gingivitis of Sunset Valley! BOOO!"
@__@ And he continued to do this...for hours. Blocked the front door and the other guests couldn't get in.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Not so young anymore, Malcolm Landgraab brought over a cheese platter and one of the Bunch children. -_- I find her to be annoying.
"Don't blame me, Marq. She followed me. She's been stalking me for months. Digging through my trash, stealing my towels."
"Hmph!"
That's you're defense woman? 'Hmph'?
"Marq....help meeee."
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| From Envy 2.2 |
While Malcolm was dealing with his stalker Max was continuing on the road of the Charaisma skill challenge...even though he's not supposed to be. Haha!
Here we see him getting "Celebrity" and "Personable". I figure when he reaches his LTW, he can spend some time getting the friend requirements. He already has 10 friends so it shouldn't be too bad. =3
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Yaaay! It's a wedding party! I can't wait for my own wedding. Oh, Malcolm and me are going to be soo happy. There will be little Malcolms running around. Ooh, the pitter patter-"
This isn't a wedding party. Max and Melissa aren't going to get married. At least, not until they're too old and weak to protest! *cackle*
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"So...if you're not marrying Melissa, you want to marry me?"
"No, but how about we go get a cup of coffee some time."
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Are you sure? I can move in today. My bags are out in the car."
"Noo....that's okay. And about the coffee-"
"I know! Coffee's amazing isn't it! I drink it everyday before I head over to Malcolm's and dig in his trash. Coffee,coffee,coffee!"
"...yea, I'm not going to be able to make it. I'm going to be too busy...for the rest of all time."
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| From Envy 2.2 |
This is just lame. I don't know what cheese EA's been eating but I'm sure it didn't look like this when they ate it. -_-
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Anyways, on with the aging.
"Like, OMG! Yay! I'm getting older....just what I...always wanted. *sob*"
Haha! The face she made is the reason why I even bothered to take a picture. Forced happiness so no one can see how sad she is on the inside. Well the joke's on you! I can see in your little coded soul, and I know what lurks there! MWAHAHA!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"What the HECK! How did it BREAK?!"
And we have our first broken shower in the legacy. I'm surprised it took this long. O_o The toilets have been breaking non-stop.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
I just thought this was interesting. All the pantings on the back wall are by Melissa. Just like the painting she's doing now, they're colorful. Trent only paints dark murky paintings. Maybe that'll change once he gets out of the angst of childhood. *eye roll*
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Don't hate on how I choose to express my emotions. The canvas is my heart and the paint is my sorrow."
You're what...10? What do you know of "sorrow"?
"Have you looked at my parents?"
But I thought they weren't you're "real" parents.
"*sigh* I'm 11 now. That fantasy is soo yesterday."
You're right, 'cause you said it yesterday. LOL!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Aww, and Max is trying to be useful again by helping Trent with his homework.
"Dad, who discovered Omicron 9?"
"Hmm...let me think."
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"I did. I discovered it."
"What?! But it was discovered 500 years ago!"
"Come on, Trent. You know that can't be true if I discovered it. Silly boy. Now write it down. Go on."
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Ummm...I don't think this is going to work."
"Come ooooooon. Do it. Doooo iiit."
LMAO!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
And then they mind-melded. Maybe Max is implanting the various false memories into Trent's head. Brain-washing him into a "Max is awesome" zombie. NOOOO! Trent, run away!
"I love you Daddy!"
It's too late!! WHY!?!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Mel becomes a cop. And no one cares.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Who we care about is this little one. What cha doin' Jesse?
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"Rweeding my stowies. Chukie and Sue are getting marrwied, but Sue is having Bobby's baby."
@_@ What the heck are you reading?
"*giggle*"
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Trent and Mel play tag by the old house one last time. Yep, something dramatic happens. What? Well , you'll just have to wait until next time.
Okay...no you don't. HAHA!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Yep, I re-made the house. It's going to be two stories and might need some expansion width wise. It's a house plan that I had come up with myself and I've wanted to make it. And now I am! *squee*
Ahem...moving on.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
And now Mel and Trent play tag outside the would be garage. While I doubt Mel will be around long enough to own a car, at least she can pretend, right?
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| From Envy 2.2 |
As time passes, more family bonding ensues! Aww!
Trent is kind of weird though. At times he can interact with Jesse, other times he can't. O_o It's kinda worrying me.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
But then I see this face and I forget about it! =) These boys can be soo cute! ^o^ I love them both!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Unlike some people.
"What's that mean?"
Why don't you look me in the eye and ask that again, Max?
"I don't know what you're all pissy about, but I'm trying to work out here. Gotta keep in shape for the-"
What's this wish about seeing Jesse's ghost? Hmm?!
"...What's wrong with that?"
Oh, I could kill you.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"If these people don't start throwing out their newspapers I'm going to punch the heck out of this place. I'm going to kick down the door, beat them all up, and burn this place down!
@_@ I'll make sure they take care of it from now on.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"How did you learn to say 'fire' Jesse?"
"From da wittle girl. She's gonna burn dis pwace down. *giggle* Burn! Burn! *giggle*"
"....."
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"She's awso gonna beat you up! Beat you up! Beat you up! *giggle*"
"Marq, I think we should move. I don't want to gt beat up. I've done it to someone once, it looks like it hurts."
You get what you deserve.
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| From Envy 2.2 |
This amused me.
"OMG! YES! I'm FREE! FREEDOM!"
"For now buddy. But you'll be back. Bad seeds with crappy platinum blonde hair, always come back."
"ZOMG! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"*smacks him in the back of the head* Get out before I arrest you for loitering."
O_o; power's going to you're head, don't you think.
"Silence or I'll arrest you too!"
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| From Envy 2.2 |
Mel conducts her first interview. And again, no one cares. -_- I'm soo upset that her LTW doesn't allow me to get the free laptop. UGH! We could've used it!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
And Max hasn't been bringing anything home with him from his "supposed" heists.
"Why do I need to bring anything back with me when I have this face! Soo perfect. And the mask just makes it look even better...if that's even possible!"
*sigh* We need money! I just re-made the house!
"Mmmm, such high cheek bones."
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| From Envy 2.2 |
So, I don't really know what to do with this chick. The house is constantly needing tidying up and we can't hire a maid because Jesse's still reading his skill books. By the time she's off of work and done cleaning she's exhausted. *sigh* YOU SUCK!
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| From Envy 2.2 |
"So, I drew cheese. Yep, it's cheese. I call this painting "Behold! Cheese!" Oh, and by the way, I want to become an Illustrious Author. Just so you know..."
But I already canceled that wish out.
"Yea...but I want to do it again so....I'm going to do it."
But the guitar skill challenge. =(
"Yeeeaaahh.....that's not going to work for me. So.."
Fine, you win. And I'm done playing for today! You disappoint me Trent!
And there you have it. Yet again, my sim's desires conflict with my own and I give in to them. They're not even real! =(
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