Chapter 2.5: Still fighting!

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I warn you, I’m kind of sick so madness and insanity (aren’t those the same thing?) will ensue.

So, lets get back into the swing of things. Here we have Jesse making faces when I told him to go talk to the girl with the ugly mug.

“But whyyyyyyyyyyyy?”

Because you wanted to befriend her.

“But look at her! She’s freaky looking.”

And right beside you, now be nice!

“Yup, I think today’s my lucky day.”

Why?

“’Cause I found this shiny gold coin on the floor. Isn’t it pretty and shiny? And now it’s mine.”

You don’t change much, do you?

“Mine.”

“You. Nachos. Now.”

“What?”

I wouldn’t question it. Sounds like she craving something fierce.

“Nachos, Max. NACHOS! In my tummy in five minutes or I start swinging.”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Do you get it now, Trent?”

“I-I think so. X=42?”

“No, no, Trent. X=12, Y=42. Now we have to do all of this again.”

“So, that means I can stay the night?”

“…I guess?”

“Score!”

“This is kind of embarrassing. Can’t they do this in their room?”

Haha! Poor kid! His parents are constantly, CONSTANTLY, flirting and making out. It’s kinda cute but really annoying. Max is supposed to be breaking boards and Mel is supposed to be working out!

“I see a red door and I want it painted black

No colors anymore, I want them to be black”

Yea, yea, we get it. Your tortured teenaged soul.

“You just don’t understand,

I’m in love with a woman….and a maaaaan.”

ROFL!

Jesse’s staying on track with skill gaining. He’s made a few inventions, we kept his first one as you can see, and keeps rolling want to make more. =3 I’m kinda excited!

So, Max. You’re now a Master Thief and achieved your LTW, what are you going to do now?

“Meditate.”

And mediate he did. Then I looked at his LTW points and saw that he had over 70k. @_@ So, meditation time was quickly put to a stop.

MAX! Where are you going?!

“Away from you and your schemes! I can feel the evil vibes already, seeping into my soul.”

O_o;

He then drove his wife’s police car home. Which make me laugh! A master thief driving a cop’s car. Haha!

And for those wondering what I did with his crap ton of LTW points. I got the collection helper. Why? I want skull cut gems! @_@ And I want them NOW!

He was out collecting until sunrise.

“Heehee, butterfly kisses for my love!”

And Trent is attempting another portrait of Max. >_> This is the third attempt now. They all come out soo red.

“Don’t criticize my technique! I’m the painting master.”

Not yet you aren’t.

“Look! Look! I made a sphinx and I maxed my handiness.”

That you did. =) I think we might have you max out your handiness again once you’re older.

“Why?”

Well you want to invent things, right? What if they break down? Hmm?'

“I guess that makes sense.”

Yea, you don’t want to die like Chad did. =( Poor Chad.

“Who the hell is Chad?”

I find the Master Thief achievement to be kind of anti-climatic. I wish Max had wanted to be something else. *sigh*

“I made a metal puppy mailbox! I wish I could have a puppy.”

One day, Jesse. One day. But by that time, you probably won’t be alive.

“WHUUUUT? D:”

“*mumble*rings…bells*groan*…I don’t. …No, don’t make me. CHURCHES!”

“Oh, man, check out those muffins. I could just eat them right up. You know you want some. I know I want some.”

Yea…so I decided it would be a good idea to test out this bake sale nonsense. While Mel checked out the Constringent(?) store.

Inside, she had a blonde-off with the clerk. The clerk won. So Mel took her business else where.

Like to the hot tattoo artist. Ooolala!

“So, what’s your job?”

“……You’re joking right?”

LMAO! This really happened. It’s my standard intro interactions: chat, get to know, ask about job. They got negative relationship points when she asked him about his job. Made me nearly spill my drink! ^o^

He is a cute one though. I wish the NPCs didn’t age!! D:

As you can see, Jesse’s bake sale isn’t going too well. These two cows just walked right by.

Chick in green: “Candice says that muffins are bad for you.”

And you do everything that she says? You follower! If she told you to jump out of a plane would you?

“I’ll have to think about that. Candice, would you ever tell me to jump out of a plane.”

“Would you SHUT UP!”

“eep.”

OMG! That is too cute! Look at that face! Haha!

Well, at least we know why people aren’t buying anything now.

“What are you talking about? I didn’t do anything.”

While Jesse was eating his merchandise, Mel was getting a tattoo. I like this shop better than the one in Twinbrook. The one there looks dirty and unsanitary. This one still doesn’t look as clean as the shops I’ve been to, but it’s better than Twinbrook.

Here’s a shot of her in CAS. It’s three images layered and scaled. I’m a fan of it (as I should be since I made it) and I would love to get it. *dreamy sigh*

Here’s a view in game.

“Pffffft! HAHAHA!! What a loser! She got a tattoo on her shoulders instead of on her lower back! What a tramp!”

Buddy, I think you’re a little confused. Not about Mel being a tramp, about the location of the “tramp stamp”.

Despite stupid tattoo man’s comments, Mel still thought she should thank him.

“Oh, it’s not big deal. I wouldn’t have done it if the planets weren’t aligned. You see, my alien masters commanded me to do it, just like they commanded me to-“

“Yea, I just wanted to say thanks, not listen to your mindless dribble, you crazy bastard.”

When I returned to the house, this greeted me.

“Make food for me to put in my mouth! IN MY MOUTH! FOOOOD!”

You’re in the kitchen! There are tons of left over muffins! EAT ONE!

Yea, there’s cake and there’s Dustin…being creepy.

“*heavily breathing on Trent’s neck*”

We all know what time it is!

TIME TO PARTAAA!

Yep, it’s little Jesse’s birthday and all our favorites are here. Though some of them are in the laundry room and not where they need to be.

Jane’s been cackling since she got here, which amuses me.

“So, who’s this kid again?”

“He’s a good boy.”

“That’s nice, but who is he?”

“Who is who, dearie?”

“Ugh! Whatever!”

Yea! Everyone’s there for the blowing out of the candles. It’s cool because everyone, except for the blonde black lady, has been to all of the b-day parties of the Envys. Kinda cool.

Oh my he’s a hottie.

“They call me Envy. Jesse, Envy.”

Soo suave.

“Mother, would you STOP BLOWING THAT DAMNED THING IN MY EAR! *ahem* Hello.”

LOL! He still hates her, don’t know why. He just does. O_o

And this made me giggle. The only person that really cares about Jesse growing up is Max. Trent’s on the phone with his ugly girl friend and Mel’s dreaming about the man-whore maid.

“This birthday blows.”

At least you didn’t grow up with horrible fashion sense.

“True, true.”

“Ugh! I can’t believe Malcolm is falling for that blonde skank! I remember what you did with my dad! I was there! Trash!”

Yea, the she started flirting with Malcolm at the party and everything came to a crashing halt. Not for Mel though.

“Oh, I’ve missed that silly man. That silly robe with that horribly over gelled hair. *sigh*”

>_> UGH!

“Hellooooo nurse!”

“Uh-huh.”

“You’re really cute.”

And I wish your genes could be in this family. =( Look at her! Why couldn’t you be a teen! *whine* *complain*

Meanwhile…

“MWAHAHAHAHA! She’s here! The moment to strike is nigh! Revenge shall be mine!”

Oh Jane, you silly woman, you.

Mel uses the party as a chance to get to know her not so secret crush better.

“Why are you asking me this stuff? We’ve known eachother since high school! We joined Happy Ending Maids together.”

“True, but I still need to know.”

“But you already know!”

“Just answer the questions! Now, what’s you’re job?”

“Hi, I’m Jesse and it’s my birthday.”

“No way! Really? I thought this was just a normal party.”

“Nope, I’m a teen now.”

“Congrats kid, who could’ve been mine.”

“What?”

“Don’t worry about it. So, what are you going to do now?”

“Kick my brother’s butt and become heir!”

“Heir to what?”

You heard him folks! It’s heir choosing time! For a recap, where they are.

Trent Envy

Traits: Couch potato, Clumsy, Genius, and Virtuoso

LTW: Illustrious Author

Trent’s a bit of a loser and he’s pretty angsty. He also can’t decide on his sexuality and if he’s heir, he’s going to have to be married to a woman.

“HAVE TO BE?!”

Well you can’t be expected to bring in the next generation with another man, babe. Just doesn’t work that way.

Jesse Evale

Traits: Couch potato, Absent-Minded, Adventurous, and Brave

LTW: Unknown

Jesse is an interesting bundle of pixels. He’s known to pull a lot of faces and be a smart ass. However, he’s super adorable.

“And if I’m made heir, I’ll destroy that skank’s world! *runs hand through his hair*”

LOL!

I know who I want to win (Jesse) but I’ll leave that up to you. Also, I know the boys aren’t adults but their final traits will rest on if they’re heir or not.

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The results won't be final until the boys are about to hit their adult birthday. =) So, you'll have plenty of time to decide who you want.

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