What better way to announce our triumphant return but with NPC fail. So young and so stupid. -_-
So, the poll results are in...well they were in yesterday, but I didn't get around to announcing anything. Anyways, I fail at reading so Melissa didn't win 7:3. *waits for the disappointed whines to stop* She won 5:3. I'd like to thank all 8 of you who voted. =) You made me feel speshul inside. Haha! However, you also disappoint me as I'm sure you chose Melissa because she's a dirty skanky monkey. But, I forgive you!
And now, to give you what you came here for! SIMMIES!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
So, I told Max we needed to talk about him settling down and impregnating a woman. This is the face he gave me. This is what he said.
"........"
I like to think he was screaming on the inside.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Max, we really need to talk about this. You're in a legacy for crying out loud. How are you supposed to have a legacy if you leave no little-Maxes or Maxines around?
"*continues to stir*"
It's not like you won't be able to still have the Max-factor if you're married.
"*stirs faster*"
It's true! You'll just be giving the Max to one lady.
"*pancake batter goes flying*"
.....So, now's not a good time then?
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
'*sigh* Look at him, on this beautiful lot, making beautiful lime pancakes. If I wasn't working, I'd gobble him up!'
'Marq wants me to.....with her! Until....when!? MY FREEDOM!'
OMG, Max, it's not that bad!
"MY FREEDOM!!"
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Ok, baby cakes. I'm all done here. Do you wanna hang out?"
"..." "Maybe if I work our more things will get better. Yea, fitness fixes everything. Get some nice muscles and....'
"Okay! I'm going now...unless you want to hang out."
'...go to the gym more to bulk up. I've just been jogging. It's making me weak. Making me have to have babies. I can live forever is I have MOAR MUSCLES!'
I don't think he's listening cow-monkey.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
I really don't see why you're freaking out soo much over this, Max. It's only natural. You knew this when you signed up.
"I'm not talking to you."
...But you just did.
"Shaddup! I'm not talking to you starting NOW!"
>_> Mature. Real mature.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
You gonna talk to me now?
"I s-suppose I can give you a-a second of my *belch* time."
Attractive.
Okay listen up, the readers voted and they chose Melissa to be your baby momma.
"G-go ooooooooon."
... You don't have to get married if-Max?
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"*downs the glass*"
@_@
"Fine."
Wha?
"Fine. I'll do this 'Le..gacy' t-thing. But not because *burp* you asked me to."
Then why?
"The Max has h-his reasons."
Which are?
"Melissa's nice round-"
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
So, we invite the lucky lady over. It takes for freakin ever for them to get to the "move in" interaction. Mainly because I kept forgetting "move in" doesn't pop up under romance but friendly. And mainly because cow-monkey wanted to have another moment of "innocence". Here's how it went until we had success.
"Yes, Melissa, I think you're super hawt!"
"Omg, that's soo flattering."
'Hey, wanna hold hands?"
"Sure, that's great."
"Wanna kiss?"
"ZOMG! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!?"
"I think you're really hawt..."
*head desk*
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Finally! Success!
"So, now that Marq's done being stupid and you apparently think the Max is being friendly, when the Max is never friendly but naughty, wanna move in?"
"Sure! This lot is gorgeous and complements me quite well."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Well, I couldn't live on a lot that clashed! That wouldn't be very fashionable would it?"
This, coming from the chick in the faded, FADED, animal print and shorts with FOLDED CUFFS! OMFG!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Well, you can put this together can't you?
The romantic atmosphere, plus Max's great conversational skills.
"So, now that we're roommates...wanna make-out?"
Equals....making out. >_>
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Once Max was done with her she got a make-over.
"I don't know about these capris with this top. It looks-"
Cheap? Trashy? Better than what you were wearing?
"cliche."
GO UNCLOG THE TOILET FASHIONISTA! I spent waaay too much time trying to make you look acceptable, yet trashy, and this is how you repay me?!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
MWAHAHAHAA~! Yes! Garden! Garden!
"*yawn* In three minutes I'm going to be beyond exhausted!"
And I care because?
"I have to pee!"
And I care....because?
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!"
Because I can! Watch and learn!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
While venting was going on, Max's making himself productive and working on helping with the family funds + skill challenges.
"Yea, look at me pick up with diamond-"
How do you know it's a diamond?
"Like I would ever subject myself to jogging around town for anything less than a diamond. Don't be silly. Now, where was I . Yes, watch me pick up this diamond."
...
"And for the ladies. Watch me pick up with gold-"
It's iron.
"GOLD from the back. Yea...look at it. You know you want it! The ladies love it!"
*head desk*
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Now what are you doing?
"Catching butterflies for Melissa."
Why?
"Because I can't be expected to give her my gold and diamonds! Duh."
Oh...carry on then.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
And with dawn comes....sleep? Max, why aren't you going to bed?
"Hmm...wha? Oh, I'm going to go on vacation."
But you only have a little over $1,000.
"Yes, travel agency. Yes, this is Maximillion Envy...yes, *chuckle* THAT Maximillion Envy. I'd like to take a trip. .... Discount you say? And why is that?"
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Oh, you heard I was being forced to settle down with a woman I've never wanted to talk to, much less flirt with, in order to father children I don't want so that I can start a legacy I didn't sign up to be in?"
@__@ Sorry?
"Oh, yes. I would appreciate it if you sent a car to pick me up. I can't be bothered with driving myself to the airport. ... Okay, see you soon! Ta-ta!"
Ta-ta?
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Hello Mr. Envy, I'll be your-"
"I don't care what you'll be since you can't be a woman."
"... =( "
Aww, poor balding, greenish haired, driver.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Yep, we're in China!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Umm, sir in the green, can you move please? I'm on an important adventure and-"
"Hmph! Like I'd move for a loser like you! In your dreams! YOU go around ME!"
O_o; Amazingly enough, he did. The guy pulled a side slide, it was kinda cool looking, I wish I had gotten a pic of it, and proceeded to walk around Max.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
I don't want to bore you with all the adventuring details, so here are some highlights. Queue the montage music!
"I hope no chicks see me on this crappy- OH NOES!"
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And, we're fading out of the montage. Montage! Now even Max had a montage! Montage!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Oh yea, that's right, you didn't do on the trip. What were you up to? Being faithful? Getting a job? What?
"Well...if you must now. First I went to the spa-"
You didn't!
"and got a facial with a mani-pedi-glami. Then I went to the theater. Then I went back to the spa and got a message. I just treated myself right, you know? Relaxed. Bought some clothes."
Go get an f-ing job right now!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"I know what you're thinking viewers. You hate to see me go but you enjoy watching me walk away right?"
*head desk* Just go apply. I doubt they'll hire you anyway.
"Oh, they'll hire me. No one can say no to this. No one."
Great, now I have two cocky sims on my hands. -_-
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Here's the loot Max brought back. Not much. The big bucks came from the metals and gems he found while jogging (yes jogging) across the Chinese country side.
We sold everything 'cause we haz no monies. =( I wanted to keep the snake though.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Hey rose-bud, I'm home. Where are you?"
"Oh....around. No where important. Do you want me to come home?"
"Nah, it's okay. I have to work out and what not. Though, I think you'd enjoy watching."
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"*giggle* You know I would sugar lips, but I'm in the middle of something right now."
Not with the creeper on the bench I hope. O_o He's having another kid you know. NRaas' story progression told me so.
"Haha! Don't be silly. I'm just going to buy a skill book and then head home."
Uh-huh.
"Besides, I just rolled the want to flirt with one of the old co-workers."
You didn't.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
She did. -_- I swear, I'm not making this crap up! She barely has a blip of a relationship with him too! I think they're at .7 relationship points or something. And what does she want to do? Chat with him? No. Become friends? No. Just flirt with him. >_>
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Melissa's not outside with our new maid washing some dishes...is she?"
Nope.
"She's out there bonding with a man besides me, isn't she?"
Yup. What are you going to do about it?
"I'm gonna-ZOMG I'm late for work! I'M LATE! HOW WILL I AFFORD NEW STUFF!?!"
Freakin' workaholics. His children are going to be scarred for life.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
While Max is away the girl will play. Or...bond with a dude when she realizes they share a trait. Well duh, woman! He's a maid, you're a maid. It's kind of a requirement to be neat. -_-
After this she starts thinking about getting to know Whats-his-name. Well, on top of wanting to flirt with him.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Yep, love is in the air. Too bad it's not with Max. -_- I should just ignore your wants from now on but I believe in letting you guys do what you want. Curse me and fulfilling their desires! CURSE ME!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Soo, you wanna come inside, cuddle up in the bed, and make out for awhile?"
"Sure, but let me go buy tickets first."
"Uh...what?"
Oh! BUUUURN! He called you a-
"Yea, momma always said, you have to at least take a girl out to a show before you can get a show."
"....."
.....
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Hey! Hey, you! Momma's boy.
"Me?"
Yea, lay off the lady! She's Max's bride to be.
"No offense, but I don't think that's going to work out."
Oh, it'll work out! Don't you dare patronize me! Now scram! Beat it!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
See, with the shared obsession for money, there's still hope! Wait...when did I start hoping their relationship would succeed? Dammit!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Hey, Melissa, we need to talk. Okay, I want to like you. I had a really good friend named Melissa once. She was awesome. She was intelligent. Please don't give me a negative association with that name.
"....."
Well?
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Why do you always want to have these heart-to-hearts when I'm eating? Seriously."
... >_>
"Anyways, I've been thinking too, don't look at me like that!, and I've decided to give this relationship a chance. I know I'm a flirt but that's really all there is to it. I won't sleep around. And I know Max has commitment issues, but I think that stems from a broken heart that didn't mend. I'd like to change that."
Really? O_o
"No. *giggle*"
CURSE YOU!
"Ooo! The mailman! ....I mean, the carpool's here."
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Hey, you here to deliver a package?"
"Umm....yea. Max sent off some ores and gems to be worked on. They came back. I'm gonna go put them in the mail box now."
"Come on sweetie, why the cold shoulder? Let's talk awhile."
"....you don't know about Max's evil plan...do you? I'll see you around Mrs. Envy."
"What? Mrs. Envy? We're not-"
"YO! LADY! YOU COMIN' TO WORK OR NOT?!"
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
And with Melissa off to work and Max sleeping (look, he's dreaming about the future. awww), idiot generic man-maid partakes in some toast and jam.
Is it good? Hmm? Tasty? Got enough jam on there?
"Yea, actually. Thanks."
GTFO! I hope you choke on it while I kick you out of the house! You're as much of a home wrecker as Melissa wished she could've been! Get lost!
"*smirk* Melissa said I was welcome here anytime."
Yea, well it wasn't Melissa's money that paid for this house and it wasn't Melissa who fought with CAS to get everything to look like it does. Now get out! Shoo! Bugger off! Be gone! DIE!
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
And now that the mooch/home wrecker is gone, I took this to remind myself of something. This shelf, by Cmomoney is housing two bars of platinum and one bar of Plutonium. We had three more bars of plat and two more bars of pluto before this pic. Max became several $K richer that day. @_@ Who would've thought getting those things smelted would pay off! But it did, and now the "official" house is underway. We're saving these babies for a rainy day.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"OMG!! OMG! MAX! MAX!!"
Calm the heck down! What's wrong with you? How are you running in those heels?
"Where's Max, there's something I need to tell him."
And what's that?
"I actually want to flirt with him AND I want to learn how to paint."
....no way.
"You don't have to be a jerk about it."
No, no, that wasn't sarcasm. O_o; It's just freaky. I've been secretly hoping that you would fall for Max but with his personality I didn't think.... and I wanted you to do the painting skill challenge. Are you trying to win me over, 'cause I've gotta be honest. It's working.
"Oh shut up and get out of the way! I need to find Max!"
He's sleeping! He's been up all night being a criminal and causing a ruckus. Why aren't you aware of this?
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
"Fine, I'll just start on my skill challenge then. Hmph!"
Oooo, you showed me. *eye roll*
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
This happened right after Max showered. I think it's kinda cute. Especially because they're thinking about their LTWs.
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| From Envy Ch 3 |
Then Abe showed up and the romance died. Or did it. At the moment that Max finished his joke something magical happened. Something that I never thought would happen.
Max rolled a want to do a romantic interaction with Melissa. @_@ Yes, my mind was (and is still) blown. This whole time he's been wanting to see Jane. It's always, "I want to chat to Jane", "I want to hug Jane", "I want to invite Jane over". Maybe they've actually fallen for eachother.
Or maybe they've just accepted their fates and are trying to make the best of it. Yea, I think that's it.
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Wow, another update done soo soon. And It's kinda long. @_@ What's going to happen next? Well the baby making, I would imagine. The babies and screaming toddlers and failing social bars. >_< *shudder*
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