Okay, so it's been several days since Max busted into this place demanding that people (mainly women) love him. However, he has yet to actually have anyone love him. Heck, no one's even interested in him. I guess after living in a town with the Bunches and the some noob called Cyclone Sword (WTF?!), the people just don't see him as anything special.
Well there's that and a lack of non-preemie eligible YA women. Yea, Max has high standards, what I can say. So.......
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| From GwE Ch1 |
I added some randomized females to the world. Only four of them. Hopefully Max will manage to fall for one of them.
"Or they'll all fall for the Max."
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"Say it! Saaaaay it!"
...Or they'll....all fall for the..ppfft!! LOL! Just get to the library and talk to the pretty ladies.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
He unleashes the power of "charming introduction".
"Flies are really the masters of the theatre. Some of the best dramas out there were done by Flies you know. Like, Lord of the Flies."
"That was a book, Max."
"Or, the Fly."
"That was a sci-fi movie."
"...."
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"...Or Rocket Ship Fl-"
"Yea, you're an idiot. Why are you in the library again? Wouldn't the books here be too hard for you? Or are you here for the kiddie books?"
Oooh, ho, hoo! Ba-ZING! Buuuurn!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
But Max isn't a quitter...at least not when it comes to starting things. O_o;
"and that's when the rings come into play deflecting the ugly rays from SiEarth."
"Woow, that's an amazingly diabolical plan! Pure evil! *giggle*"
Huh...she's evil. Who would've thunk it.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Isn't it evil! And you can cheer me on from...the.... *sad panda*"
"*yawn* Yea, I cheer for no man."
"But...."
She's evil Max. I'm pretty sure that means she's independent and doesn't really care about your silly plans.
"But...whatever. I'm gonna go garden."
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| From GwE Ch1 |
And garden he did. Garden and sulk like a loser.
"Shaddup. =( At least my things love me."
Aww....
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| From GwE Ch1 |
Nothing like exercise to boost the ego, huh?
"Hahahaa! You know it! Plus I'm getting all sexy. Ladies love a man with a nice sheen of sweat."
o_O Anyways, ignore the idiot and just take in the view. Quite nice, if I don't say so myself.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
And the lady hunt continues....and derails killing all our hopes in a fiery inferno of doom. *head desk* Maid man! Why aren't you a female!?!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"DUDE! I didn't ask for a DUDE to clean my house! I demanded they send the most fabulous maid over here!"
"And I'm here, sweetie!"
Hey, Max, he called you a pet name! Maybe-
"NO! No! Get out! Both of you! I want a woman! MAX SMASH!"
Maybe I should change it to the Green with Rage Legacy. .....Okay, I'll stop making stupid jokes.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Whatever, man! Talk to the hand! You can't fire me or the Happy Ending Maid Service. You'll see!"
"Get. Out."
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| From GwE Ch1 |
So, Max has defaulted to the only woman who didn't instantly shoot him down. Though she did eventually......just not 5 seconds after meeting him.
"Jane! How's it going? Fancy meeting you here? Me? I was just jogging. Yea, check out the sheen of sweat."
"Umm....nice?"
"You bet your fine ass it is. *wink*"
*gag* Funny story though. While I was searching around town to find her, since she wasn't at home, he randomly found her and started talking. It was kinda cool. Haha!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Man, I was soo humiliated today! I hired a maid and it turned out he was a dude, man! A dude! The Max is here for the ladies, not for the men."
"Umm....that makes sense?"
Wow, lady. While you're very, VERY, plain looking, you have some patience in you.
"....Yea."
I like you plain Jane. You're ok in my book.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
Apparently she's ok in Max's book too. But why is she thinking about someone else?
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| From GwE Ch1 |
.....Awkward silence followed Jane's admission to being single. What did she say? O_o; I was too busy wondering who she was thinking about.
"S-she said, 'I'm single, not like it's any of your business. But, you're okay, so I decided to let you know. Yep, so I'm single. S.I.N.G.L.E. and for the taking.' It was a bit...strong for me."
HAHA! She sounds like you!
"NO! I don't sound like that do I?"
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Hey Jane, this guy bothering you? Want me to kick his ass?"
"...Who are you?"
He looks like he could be your older brother Jane. You're creepy brother. Like V.C. Andrews creepy brother. *shudder*
Notice how Max isn't upset at all. Haha! He's ego is still intact, even with the blows it's be dealt.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Haha, that clown's got nothing o me."
"Heehee, I know. What a loser! Who did he think he was anyway?"
"Exactly! Thinking he could move in on the Max's woman."
"Oh, I like the sound of that."
She does?
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| From GwE Ch1 |
Ooooo, look who's getting some. I don't know about this one though. Sometimes she seems pretty cool, other times she's colder than a witch's tit. -_- This should be a happy moment. I should be excited for Max. But I'm not. Something's just not right.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
Meet the woman who just made the "something's not right" feeling worse. *head desk*
This is Melissa Humphreys. Yes, Humphreys. What an obnoxious name, isn't it? But the seed was planted. If he took her as his woman, I could start the service love handicap. I've never done that handicap in TS3 or TS2. My legacy player heart is screaming to do it! It's an extra point!! My romantic side is saying....not doing much of anything. haha. So what to do ...what to do.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
Invite Jane over and see how things go.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
Things went smashingly well.
"It's the bed. Chicks dig the bed. And now, we're going to "rest" until we pass out."
"Oh Max, you dog!!"
O_o; Why is she being soo nice?! WTF? It's soo weird.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Last night was fun, now GTFO! I'm off to work!"
".....wha?!"
The fork didn't even get a chance to make it to her mouth.
"Good! Those are my f-ing lime pancakes!"
Not big on sharing, are you?
"They're MINE!"
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| From GwE Ch1 |
So, with Jane falling deep for him, and me still being undecided, we invite...Melissa over.
"Yea, sweet cheeks, why don't you come on down here and...."
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"I'M HERE!"
@_@ Crap woman, he hasn't even finished hanging up from you yet.
"Max! MAX! I'm here! I'm here for you honey! Sugar daddy! Candy lips!"
WTF?!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
And then it became clear.
'Yes, this lot, this view, it's beautiful. It must be mine. Everything beautiful must be mine.'
You dirty maid cow! *head desk*
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"What? You got something you want to say to me?"
Oh, you've got guts missy. You've got guts.
"Of course I do. And now I'm going to go wow MY man with my flirting ability. That's right, he'll be putty in my hands."
....Oh, I so want to move you in you I can make you suffer thorugh child birth, need failure, and a mysterious death in a tomb in Egypt.
"You wouldn't dare."
Oh...I would.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Hey, sweet cheeks, what were you talking to her about?"
"Never you mind, baby. It's not important now. How about we take this inside?"
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| From GwE Ch1 |
".....uh, what are you dong?"
"Huh? I was....weren't we?"
LMAO! You are a dirty little cow monkey! Dirty, dirty, dirty!!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
But that awkwardness didn't set her back. Nope, she quickly re-dressed and re-doubled her efforts. It didn't pay off though. Max passes out without even thinking about touching her. No wants, no nothing. Haha! At least he has wants for Jane from time to time. Suck on that cow monkey!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
The next day things get kinda awkward when her mom shows up.
"I've taught her everything she knows."
GTFO!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
Then it gets even more awkward when Max goes for a morning kiss.
"Ugh! NO! Don't touch me!"
"But...what?"
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"What's wrong with you sweet cheeks? You were all over the Max last night. Something wrong?"
"Umm....well."
Don't try to look all innocent now! I know your true colors, even if Max is too stupid to notice.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"What's wrong? Do you want a rose? You're my rose in human form. The most beautiful rose in my garden."
Does that mean you have several roses? O_o; Are you telling her that you're sleeping around?
"But, even with all my other roses, you're still the most beautiful. I'll never let you be cared for by someone else. Embrace the rose garden. Become one of my roses."
@_@ He IS telling her that he's sleeping around, and they he'll continue to. I know she's a dirty cow monkey but still.......
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| From GwE Ch1 |
"Oh, Max."
I guess it's a Max Effect? LOL!
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| From GwE Ch1 |
The man's definitely got some moves. But both of them are kinda skanky. ....*le sigh* I figured there'd be some kind of relationship drama because of Max's commitment issues, but I thought that he might fall head over heels for someone. >_> I guess I hoped for too much.
So, I leave it up to you guys.
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| From GwE Ch1 |
While he sleeps and dreams of the roses in his garden, you'll be deciding which woman he'll take in for procreation. -_-
Plain Jane, who share's Max's evil trait or skanky maid Melissa?
Here's a run down of their traits, if you're interested.
JANE:
- Computer Whiz, Friendly, Evil, Unlucky, Photographer's Eye
MELISSA:
Brave, Flirty, Neat
VOTE at the poll at the top! And don't forget to feed the fish! =)
Marq
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