Chapter 1: Generic Beginings?

Next: Two Dames Are Better Than One?

OMFG! -_- Legacies just aren't my cup of tea apparently. I hope Firefox crashing just now isn't a sign of what is to come. I really don't want this to fail. After losing the Evales to a 150% borked game caused by patching, I just didn't want to get invested in my sims long term anymore. But, I read Wiwa Neko's "I Put Myself in a Legacy" and I got inspired to do it again. =)

Anyways, and fyi, my writing style uses creator-sim interaction a lot. It floats my boat, and that makes you happy right?

Okay, on with the simming! ^o^


----------------------------------------------------

From GwE Ch1

So everyone, meet Ma-

"*chuckle* Yes, I like this part. This is the part that she introduces me and praises my gorgeous personality and heart-stopping good looks. Yes, praise me."

If you're quite done? Or do you want to do this? I'm already frustrated enough as it is. This is my second time doing this, you know. Funny the first time, pissing me off the second.

"Oooh, touchy aren't we? Fine, you can do it. I'll just sit here and... *continues to talk about himself like everyone cares*"

So, that's Maximillion Envy. Yes, maxi 'cause it made me giggle and million because Max thinks he's million dollar material.

"That I am! Just look at this boy-ish yet manly face! The ladies love the Max-factor! Just like they'll love my house! Show them my house! Show them!!"

From GwE Ch1

*head desk* Here is Max's-

"super romantic house! Would you look at the bed! Ooooh, yeah."

-_-

From GwE Ch1

"I went for a cottage feel 'cause the ladies love cottage's. It looks romantic and where there's romance there's-"

Don't say it.

"the Max-factor!"

O...M...G.

From GwE Ch1

"But people will want what I have because I've got what they don't have."

An insane case of narcissism?

"No, wonderful things! I mean just look at my STUFF! You can see all of it through the windows! What if someone tries to take all of my things?! What would I do?! MY STUFF!!!"

...Well, why don't you get a burglar alarm then if you're soo worried. And a fire alarm too.

"But why would-"

DON'T question it, Max! And while you're at it, why don't you install one of each in each room of the house from now on? -_- (aka Paranoia handi-cap)

"That sounds good. Yes, I shall do this. And that."

From GwE Ch1

That? Study in the library? O_o;
Btw, I realized I was full of fail during this play session. One thing that I always hated about TS3 was the lack of music on community lots. I never thought of bringing a radio to the lot and I'm way too lazy to edit all of the community lots. >_>

From GwE Ch1

Soo....why are you reading soo many different skill books? It's your first day and you don't even need the gardening skill.

"If you must know, I'm preparing for "Operation Smooth Operator" (OSO) and "Operation Negatively Impact the Local Economy and Cause a Riot Amongst the Farmers......TRUCKS" (O'NILECRAFT).

Do I even want to know?

"It's all part of my perfect evil plan to liven up this town."

Yea...did I neglect to say that he's evil?

From GwE Ch1

"Yea....but I don't know if I'll stick to OSO though...."

He also has some commitment issues.

"FINE! I'll stick with OSO. *grumble*"

From GwE Ch1

And Operation Smooth Operator (OSO) begins on Bebe Hart. I don't think Max realizes Bebe is a teen. O_o; Maybe that's why his "charming introduction" isn't holding much weight.

"When the sun shines through my windows just right, it makes my things shine and sparkle like they cost a lot of money."

....Or maybe it's just Max that's the problem.

From GwE Ch1

"Dude, I don't, like, care."

"But....my stuff."

"Yea...don't care. Stop being such a snob. No one cares about your stuff."

"But....my stuuuuuuuuuff."

That's showin' her Max.

From GwE Ch1

"Mwuahahahahaaa~! Step 1.2 of 3,567 of O'NILECRAFT is complete!"

Step 1.2? Harvesting the harvestables around town?

"Duh!"

From GwE Ch1

So, after completing step 1.2, Max returned home to sleep. Interesting bed choice, Max.

"Mmmm....ladies are going to enjoy this bed. We're going to "rest" until we pass out."

From GwE Ch1

GAH!!

"MWAUAHAHAHAHAHAAA~! Another phase of my ultimate evil plan is complete! Forcing the locals to listen to my favorite music, if they like it or not!"

...but it's pop music.

"Exactly!! *cackle*"

From GwE Ch1

*points and laughs* You fail soo bad and simple things!

"...... *sniffle*"

From GwE Ch1

"Set 2 of 5,483 of O'NILECRAFT is complete!"

Making a garden? O_o He's a speshul boy.

From GwE Ch1

Like most legacy sims, Max heads down to the gym for a shower, a shat, and a show. See what I did there? Alliteration FTW!

From GwE Ch1

He also got served at the gym bar. O_o

"Can I get you anything else?"

"Anything else.........?"

"Yes...anything else?"

"Anything...eeelse....?"

Pssst. He wants you to call him a pet name.

"*walks away*"

From GwE Ch1

'I wonder if the garbage disposal could handle a human?'

@_@ Aren't you a cop?

"Stop reading my mind!!"

From GwE Ch1

Soo...why are you running around shirtless?

"'Cause it's a part of my evil plan to liven up this crapfest."

By being shirtless?

"Don't you feel more lively after looking at this?"

..... Nope. Can't say that I do.

"Don't lie, Marq. I know you want me. You know you want me. Just accept it and let the-"

Don't. Say. It.

"Max-factor IN!"

*head desk*

From GwE Ch1

And this....chick is to remind me to tell you that Max got a job. Yep, the criminal career tract. Why? 'Cause he wants to be a Master Thief. That's his klepto trait at work. Yea, I forgot to tell you that too. >_> It's been awhile since I wrote a legacy okay. Don't judge me! ......Or my chapter length!
----------------------------------------------------

Well, this seems like a good time to stop too. O_o; Not because it's long or anything....okay it is. There were supposed to be 23 more pictures in this chapter. Yea, not going to happen. Next time, Gadget. Next time.

Speaking of next time. Will I actually start focusing on getting Max hitched?

"WHAAAAAAA!! You can't confine the MAX-FACTOR!!!!"

Will I start working on getting points for this legacy?
Will I stop watching Daria long enough to update the next chapter?

Don't forget to comment and bookmark! =3 Your feedback is my fuel, that's why they call it feedback. LOL. Okay, that was bad. I'm leaving now.

Next: Two Dames Are Better Than One?