Chapter 2.6: Taking Forever!

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For the boys to grow up that is. This is going to be a long chapter, which is why it took me soo long to publish it. Not the other games I’ve been playing…nope. *shifty eyes*

“Aww, now that sparkling yellow person, green person friendship.”

What? O_o

“Aren’t they cute?'”

Umm, how about you just go to work now and bring home something cool.

On his way home from work all he could think about was marriage! Sweet! Progress!

“Must get in house! This idea won’t last forever!”

Wait, what?

“I have to start documenting my life so far. Remember, the storyteller thing you signed us up for? Well, I just thought of something hilarious about why I’m never getting married! Isn’t that great?!”

-_- Yea…perfect. Maybe I should make a poll asking if you should get married or not.

“NOOO! D:”

While fulfilling one of Jesse’s many scrap related wishes, I came across this! ZOMG! A high-end washing machine! Jesse! Salvage it! Salvage it NAOW, eventhoughIdon’tknowwhatsalvagingentails. DOOO IIIIT!

“Alright, I’ll lug this piece of junk home for you, if you do me a favor.”

What?

“Don’t make me take that tv home too.”

But don’t you-

“No, I don’t want that in my room!”

But Trent doesn’t-

“I’m already cooler than Trent, I don’t need a tv to prove that.”

Hmph! You suck.

As does Trent. Really, young man. You call that a portrait?

“Yep! The rippling effect-“

DON’T CARE! RUN IT AGAIN!

“Marq.”

Yes? ^0^

“I’m happy that you finally remembered to give me a make over and what not. But-“

Buuuuuuuuut? ^______^

“*sigh* Nothing, I love the face paint. –_-“

YAY!

“Maybe I should make a manic mechanical bovine. I’ll shoot cud at my enemies.”

Or, you could make a cute metal kids toy. Though, when you think about it, a metal toy isn’t really good for kids. It’d be soo heavy. Like the original Transformers toys, which were AWESOME! So, ignore what I just said.

“Manic bovine it is.”

Aww, that’s a nice picture. They even have a dog."

“Yea, it’s the family I wish we were.”

You wish you were all blue?

“With a blue house and a blue window.”

“Hey mom, it’s nice to see you working out.”

“*huff* Yea *huff*”

“I was wondering when you’d realize your butt was getting big.”

“What! D: “

“Haha!”

“Oh, he’s soo cruel. I think I’m in love.”

“So boys, as you know, one of you is going to take over this family. The readers are voting as we speak.”

“If I win, I’ll build you a shiny new house with lots of new things.”

“You’re a liar and a cheat, Jesse.”

“Did you say shiny new things? Yay! *claps*”

Here we are for try number five…six? *head desk* It’s still looking red, Trent!

“It’s called artistic expression!”

-_-

Yep, the family is still surviving on the left over muffins.

“Yum.”

“So…you married?”

MEL!

“Yea, actually. I’m married to Jane. She’ll be over shortly to maim and/or kill you shortly.”

“Oh.”

“I guess that means we have time to get our flirt on right, hot stuff?”

“Oooh yeeaah.”

-_- And her true colors finally show.

“Hey Jesse, can you take out the trash?”

“What? No, that’s just my stupid older brother telling me to take out the trash. … I know right! What a loser!”

“Hey! Don’t talk about her that way! She’s no loser! She’s my future wife, if she can still have kids.”

“Jesse, the trash.”

“Shut up! … No, not you, Trent! Ugh! Whatever!”

“So, uh, sorry for yelling at you man. It’s the violet in me.”

“Oh, it’s cool. I understand.”

“Really? That’s cool of you bro.”

And this is when I realized the boys had zero relationship points. O_o

WOOO! Meet David The Gnome (named by my boyfriend)! Isn’t he a cute fella?

Okay, strange story. So, we ran out of muffins (finally) and Max went to make some pancakes. But, he couldn’t use the stove. Whenever I clicked on the stove to “continue cooking” he would look at me like I was stupid. Why couldn’t he cook anything? Because there was food in these already. @_@ This is what he pulled out.

“Ugh! Who was the idiot that left these in the oven?”

You! OMG! How did the house not burn down?! Seriously?!

“Oh yea, hot cakes! You’re lookin’ good.”

“I know, sugar daddy.”

“*gag**choke**cough*”

“Mmmm, that’s my baby’s momma.”

“Daaaad! Please!”

“I hate for her to go, but I love watching her walk away.”

“DAAAAAAAAAD!”

I was hoping that if I get Jesse’s handiness and invention skills up, he’ll roll a good LTW. It didn’t work. He wants to be a general, or something.

Dustin came over and had the marriage talk with Mel this time.

“What do you mean, we need to get married? You’re crazy, Dustin. Just crazy.”

Oh wow…another picture down and it doesn’t look half bad.

“I know. Mmm! Look at this tasty mix of color and hues.”

Since when could painting talk?

“They can’t? What are you talking about, Marq? I’m right behind you.”

Eeep. @_@ Creeper.

“Stupid school! How is donating a fish to science going to improve my grade? Seriously? I should be doing something interesting!”

Your fishing at shark infested waters, I think that’s interesting. Especially since you’re fishing at a small lake. O_o How the heck did he get there?

“Trust me lady, you don’t want to know.”

That bad huh?

“One word: plunger.””

That still makes no sense.

“Exactly.”

“Kids these days. All they do is make out.”

And not get married.

“Exactly! Maybe we should drug them.”

I don’t think we need to go that far, Dustin.

“Melissa, honey hips, I love you soo much. And i was wondering if-“

“Hold that thought, pumpkin, I have to go to work.”

“That’s my secret agent. Yummy.”

“Wait, was she just avoiding the question? Nah, she wouldn’t do that…right?”

I think she might have more commit issues than you do, you closet family sim.

“Ugh! My secret agent senses are tingling. They’re telling me I’m about to pass out.”

Then use the moodlet manager woman!

“Too…tired.”

Don’t worry, she didn’t pass out. I wish she had though. Would’ve made a funny picture. Haha!

Max moved up to a new board difficulty.

“And it’s really hard! *glare*”

Well, lets see if you can do this.

“Take that board! I just kicked you ass! BOOYAH!”

After this he hunted down a mirror to check himself out.

“Am I getting old? I feel like there’s wrinkles forming across my perfect and pristine skin.”

=(

This was cute though! She came home and jumped into his arms. He then rolled the wish to woohoo with her. =D What a happy…relationship.

Yup, he’s still got it. No, they did try for another baby. No one voted for one on the poll. =( Jerks. j/k

Dustin got a make-over courtesy of awesome mod. He’s always wearing his athletic clothes now.

“Sports are fun.”

I think he’s finally losing it.

“I grew a beard! Yay!”

Mel’s doing her first “rummage”. Are you excited.

“Eh, I guess so?”

“Yuck! Why do I have to do this again?”

Because for some reason your previous questioning sessions no longer count. =/

“He’s soo close, I can almost touch him. Oh, sweet Trent.”

ROFL!

Yea! Dustin’s back, and in formal wear. We all know what that means. PARTYTIME!

“Hi again, Jane.”

“Maybe I’ll bury her in her own backyard. HAHA! Brilliant!”

“I’ve been doing good too. Thanks for asking.”

“Hi Trent! Hi! Trent?! HI!! OMG! TRENT! HIIIII!”

“*oblivious*”

“So, are you married?”

“What? No, I’m only 16.”

“Yes, finally someone’s getting married.”

Yes Dustin, they’re getting married. >_>

“I know it’s your dad’s birthday party, but I can’t keep my eyes off of you. You rock my world, Trent.”

“Oh, Max.'”

Candles time! WOOO!

“Jane? Is that you? Jane? Wait for me!”

“Oh my gawd, this hurts!”

“I’m old. This sucks. Do I have to start saying ‘Back in my day?’ now?”

Nah, you can just let the Max-factor roam free.

“YEAH! Max-factor! Hahahahaha!”

Trent shoots and……

He scores!

Woo! Though I don’t really see the point of getting teens boy/girlfriends. In TS2 they could go on dates and get free stuff. In TS3…they waste time. *sigh*

Our smooth operator did get his first kiss though.

“This is the greatest party ever!”

Oh, and Trent finally got a make over…if you haven’t noticed. HAHA!

For some reason he decided to do the family’s laundry. Some woman started cleaning the bathrooms too. O_o I wish people cleaned up when I through parties.

Mel rolled a want for a tattoo. I made her this one. Again, I’m a fan. Haha!

Interesting fact about tattoos, if you don’t have a tattoo parlor you can get them done at the spa rabbit-hole. It costs $300 there though. I don’t know if you get any nifty moodlets. I’ll try that out next play session.

She also got a make-over. However…

it wasn’t that good. LOL!

“Umm, dude, this isn’t what I asked for.”

Maybe it sucks because he doesn’t work here.

“No way! Get someone who works here then!”

“Wow, this outfit sucks. What were you thinking?”

“I don’t know. This is horrid, isn’t it.”

“I know just what you need.”

“I don’t know about this.”

“You’re kidding! It’s perfect!”

IT’S THE SAME OUTFIT YOU COW! UGH!

And Trent plays guitar in the park. Why? Because he’s getting to know his feelings.

“I have a dreeeaaaam-“

Don’t care, you should be at home painting!

“I already finished the portrait.”

No way, really?

Indeed he did. It sucks that the best one has the thought bubble in it. *sigh*

Well, this is where I leave you. No, I haven’t proof-read the chapter. No, I don’t think I’m going to go back and do it later. Soo tired! Soo many pictures! ZOMG! *dies*

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